Champagne - January 2001 index (1 of 3)

He's the one! He stole my gravitometer!

Judy tried to smuggle one too many bottles onto the plane

Moon Radian offers a prayer to the Copper Pipe Gods

Disgruntled wives discussing how to get rid of the bodies

Next we insert the rag and presto! Molatov Cocktail!

They'll look much better if you line them up this way

The class of '65 relives one of their frat parties

13 Bottles of Beer on the Floor, 13 Bottles of Beer

The infamous March On Washington for bottle rights

As God is my witness, I'll never go cider-less again!

Insert ribald comment here

The University boasts a modern alchemy laboratory