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2006 calendar

Second in a series of holiday gifts. (The first one is lost to the vagaries of hard drive crashes.)

Images from photos, druid labs. All photos taken by hobbitt, except for phil, checkin' out the back end, and here, fishie, fishie, fishie, by BlueHeronDruid.

Created using Microsoft Publisher 2003.

fish, attacking st. louis
2006 calendar
As rescue crew ready an emergency restraining device, a heavily damaged blimp lines up for a landing.

watched too many mad max movies
He really wanted it to be vicious, like the chariots in Ben Hur, but his parents were hippies from Pete Townsend and he just couldn’t shake his upbringing.
inset: spiked bol (crown)

assembly
“Blikkin’ nova,” Farknur muttered. “Screws up the TV antenna every damned time.”
inset: checkin' out the back end

visitor center
To this day, they can’t figure out why there are so many dazed birds staggering around on the roofs.
inset: pete's rainbow arch

kathy's hand
How does she keep her fingernails so clean?
inset: mantaray tails

welcoming
Catalog item 459: camera, surveillance, camouflaged. Not only can you watch that babe/stud across the street, with the optional Rapid-Fire attachment you can knee-cap salesmen at 100 yards.
inset: waiting

tentacles
George enjoyed flipping off the crowd without their knowledge.
inset: fish bomb sippy

blowfish interior
SexEd textbook on acid.
inset: on the edge of the wind

fringes
The dwarves are rightly proud of their sophisticated ventilation systems.
inset: mr. & mrs. vader, out on the town with their son, alphonse

here, fishie, fishie, fishie...
Koi, Inc. demonstrates the company’s Control-A-Cat device to an appreciative audience.
inset: flying fish

manta ray
Sky Festivals tests a prototype reusable firework. Needs some work on the bang.
inset: before the onslaught

phil
Pronthin, son of Farknur, practices his air-swimming. Cross-planet regionals are coming up!
inset: psychedelic frog kite

protecting the point
It’s a rare occurrence when the magnificent red-tipped pencil tree erupts from seed. A sophisticated radio tracking package has been attached to the newly emergent sapling, and scientists are hoping to gather data that will give them insights into this rapidly declining species. [beep]
inset: art class 101, "texture"