You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were shaking the donuts. Oh my, oh my. She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were buttering the invisible snowman. A euphemism generator! I knew there was a reason Flinka created computers! And PERL, too. Found it posted in the September 15 issue of Need To Know, written by a group of intellectuals pretending to be geeks - he says, making it up as he types...