It's not well known outside of the industry, but Uglivy, Mappelthorpe & Jones, LLC, was the first agency to develop a campaign for Scrubbing Bubbles®. They did not do well - the best they managed was "Laving Leeks", which was derided as being a poor rip-off of The Sorcerer's Apprentice from Disney's Fantasia. The agency was fired shortly after delivering the campaign.

Uglivy, Mappelthorpe & Jones did not walk away empty-handed, however. They recycled the images into several science fiction movies, including Mars Attacks! and Galaxy Quest.

Adventuresome souls can find a more lascivious laving leeks reference elsewhere.
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Today's Page 3 girl is Alexis St. Carolina, from Hackensack-by-the-Harbor, Jersey. She's a flirty 22-year old, 34-22-34, who likes sports and partying. Her dream dates are beefy guys who don't mind her being a tiger between the sheets. Turn-ons are dappled shade, sweet breezes, and fresh insects. She doesn't like slender men, or chemicals of any kind. If you want to get on her good side, plan a date in a secluded garden and put yourself in her hands.
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Does your pet suffer from irritating ear mites? Are you tired of those messy creams and ointments that you can never get into Bowser's ears, but which always end up all over your clothes? Just in time for the summer pest season, Glock Pet Products announces the all-new Pet Product Applicator®!

Available in two sizes, 9mm and .45 caliber, Pet Product Applicators provide perfect placement of ear, nose, mouth, and lower GI tract medications. Each Pet Product Applicator holds 1 to 6 foil-wrapped doses of your favorite anti-pest salves and lotions. Simply load the Pet Product Applicator, point, and click. That's all there is to it!

Also announced is the Nervous Nellie Tranquilizer Wrap®, for easily spooked pets. Glock Pet Products spokescanine Panting Dog is shown wearing "The Navajo".

Not for sale to minors. Not available in California, Washington, and Hawaii. No license required in Nevada and Montana. Don't drink and do drugs. No animals were used in the design and manufacture of this product. No warranty, express or implied. Your mileage may vary. Always get at least two opinions. Wash your mouth daily and scrape your toenails at least once a week. Active ingredient: canine sativas.
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(Portland, RP News) The 26th Annual Mr. International Fridge Repairman competition opened today with the traditional 50 meter Individual Crack Waddle.

Diane Hawser, anchor of the WGME TV-13 nightly financial news, reports from the raceway "Contestants are judged on the amount and quality of cleavage, as well as the speed of their waddle. John Barkbun, winner of the Patootie, MI, regional, is showing a fine amount of cleavage, and the judges are sure to give additional consideration for the blinding whiteness of the exposed flesh."
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