The anti-telemarketer phone script. I especially like the parts about handling a difficult caller!

Like carving pumpkins, but don't like the mess? Just in time for Halloween: virtual carving!

Three data base salesman go into the men's room, all to take a whizz. The IBM salesman finishes, walks over to the sinks, and washes both hands, saying "At IBM we're taught to be thorough." The CA salesman finishes, walks over to the sinks, and washes just one hand, saying "At CA we're taught to be frugal." The ADR salesman finishes, and says as he's walking out the door, "At ADR we're taught not to piss on ourselves."
Can you tell I worked for ADR?