Champagne - April 2001 index (2 of 3)

The annual bottle spawning run hits a snag

An early version of the electric chair

The shoemaker's elves moonlighting as bottlemakers

Blood oath? Screw that noise!

A new diet pill - it blocks the esophagus

Six bottles later, Harry was having trouble unscrewing the cap of his next bottle

Cook the albino mushrooms on a bed of cardboard until they release all their liquid

Between the champagne and the dry ice, Estelle and Ralph were happy, happy

One moment, Mssr., I have your swill right here

In any language, the gesture was obscene

And if I rub it, do I get three wishes?

"Real" Woodstock ticket stubs for sale!