After the BBQ 1997 "Bad Album" party, we played with different sorts of "bad" themes.
This one was the best of the bunch, which might not be saying much.
It was our first invitation with dog haiku, attributed to Inti Carroll.
The footnotes read:
- Seinfeld '97. Or someone who could pass as him in a dark alley.
- The key phrase is "right mind". Or maybe "adults".
- We have this theory that bad hats make bad hair. You're the lab rats.
- Oops, wrong party. Never mind.
- Hah! That's the beauty of it. However, you are encouraged to hide inside costumes, should you desire - and we think you should, given what we've seen of you posted on the Internet...
- (Our address.)
- Insert any obscure political joke here.
- You sickies can write it in the snow.
- Well, OK, maybe we'll see what we can find in the bowels of druid labs. So to speak.
Photos of the attendees are online in the druid labs' photo albums.
Created using Brøderbund PrintShop, version 6 or 10.
We don't remember which, and it's not worth the effort to resurrect them to find out.